Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
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